|
Post by Cubbies on Sept 28, 2016 2:20:00 GMT -5
Still undefeated! Connor was the last to feel my wrath when I blew him out of the water with my .18 point win. Drew Brees' scramble for 9 yards on 4th and 21 may not have been enough to keep the Saints alive, but it was enough to push me over the top. Suck my wake, Connordog!
|
|
|
Post by BrewCrewGuru on Sept 28, 2016 2:57:56 GMT -5
And now you face the highest scoring team in the league, Tak. You're about to get Beached Out!
|
|
|
Post by raysgm on Sept 28, 2016 19:01:23 GMT -5
My team is laughably bad. A combination of a bad draft and terrible injury luck will do that. At least I have 6 good WR. Maybe I just run a bunch of 5 receiver sets...
|
|
|
Post by Pirates GM on Sept 29, 2016 5:19:17 GMT -5
Connordog, do you have any good RB? I'm willing to do that QB/RB swap with you, if you've got anyone worth it.
JIm
|
|
|
Post by Cubbies on Sept 29, 2016 10:21:42 GMT -5
And now you face the highest scoring team in the league, Tak. You're about to get Beached Out! I've allowed the least points. #1 defense! #DefenseWinsChampionships (That's how this fantasy thing works, right?)
|
|
|
Post by raysgm on Sept 29, 2016 12:14:40 GMT -5
Connordog, do you have any good RB? I'm willing to do that QB/RB swap with you, if you've got anyone worth it. JIm I drafted the following players at RB: Adrian Peterson (out until mid-December at the earliest) Danny Woodhead (IR - out for year) Ameer Abdullah (IR - presumably out for year) Thomas Rawls (out for "a few weeks", but Christine Michael has kind of seized the job in his place) I also added another good RB via waivers a couple weeks ago: Shane Vereen (out for year) So, no. I don't. I have Cameron Artis-Payne, Jordan Howard, Thomas Rawls, and Dwayne Washington, and the only one I'd trade for one of your QB is Washington, because frankly, a mid-tier QB isn't worth very much in 1 QB, 12 team fantasy football. I'll be able to find similar production by streaming the QB position for the year. I do have target monsters Brandon Marshall, Jordy Nelson, Stefon Diggs, Michael Crabtree, and Davante Parker at the WR position, along with multi-purpose threat Randall Cobb, but that's more to poor planning on my part. WR aren't super valuable in a 2 WR league.
|
|
|
Post by BrewCrewGuru on Sept 29, 2016 12:58:06 GMT -5
I do have target monsters Brandon Marshall, Jordy Nelson, Stefon Diggs, Michael Crabtree, and Davante Parker at the WR position, along with multi-purpose threat Randall Cobb, but that's more to poor planning on my part. WR aren't super valuable in a 2 WR league. Especially when chumps like Terrell Pryor are getting similar target #s. Fantasy handegg is stupid.
|
|
|
Post by Elephanti! on Sept 30, 2016 7:48:49 GMT -5
Ted Nugent just put up a 16 spot against me last night. Get into the god damn end zone, Cincinnati!
|
|
|
Post by Cubbies on Sept 30, 2016 16:31:39 GMT -5
I'm not sure Ted Nugent can even count to 16. He doesn't come off as very intelligent whenever I hear him speak.
He never seems to get past the second number usually.
|
|
|
Post by Pirates GM on Sept 30, 2016 21:01:25 GMT -5
Ted Nugent is pro-gun and pro-America.
JIm
|
|
|
Post by Cubbies on Sept 30, 2016 21:24:10 GMT -5
Well, you're half right. Teddy's love of America ends where the Second Amendment does. He's a racist, space case, conspiracy theorist. Unless being an admitted rapist, like he is, means you're not racist when you call a black man a “subhuman mongrel".
|
|
|
Post by Pirates GM on Oct 1, 2016 12:06:42 GMT -5
I would high-five Ted Nugent while we're both saying the Pledge of Allegiance. JIm
|
|
|
Post by BrewCrewGuru on Oct 1, 2016 12:34:22 GMT -5
You'd wash your hands afterwards tho, right?
|
|
Whitesox
AAA
I'm just here for the free kool-aid
Posts: 773
|
Post by Whitesox on Oct 1, 2016 12:38:43 GMT -5
Ted Nugent is pro-gun and pro-White America. JIm I fixed it for you Jimmy
|
|
|
Post by BrewCrewGuru on Oct 3, 2016 2:16:31 GMT -5
BOOM!
I'm going to lose the league scoring lead to the only team to beat me. Actually, I'm going to lose the league scoring lead to Matt Ryan and Julio Jones. Holy shit! How 'bout them Falcons? I'm not sure that Patrick will even have to use Tom Brady for anything other than bye-coverage this season.
PS - Real talk, guys, I know it seems cool to try to stream Defenses. In all seriousness, having the Rams and the Falcons defenses on the wire a a couple weeks after I was able to poach the Bengals defense off the wire is just kinda silly. Rich, I'm looking at you. Jeff, the Jets D? Really? This isn't the same thing as me being stubborn about WRs being "a dime a dozen" when I know the opposite is true. This isn't me hating on Julius Thomas because I think Blake Bortles is a chump. Both of the Rams and the Falcons defenses will be top 10 at the end of the season and we're a 12 team league.
PPS - Big props to Jay for having the balls to roster Cameron Brate at TE. What a great call. After TB just strait ships ASJ off to the Jets, Jay streams on Brate and is rewarded with a decent 67 yard performance. I didn't have the huevos to hold on to Kyle Rudolph because Sam Bradford is a terrifying QB to rely on. Winston is a good QB and Brate was a nice pick up.
|
|
|
Post by Pirates GM on Oct 3, 2016 10:31:28 GMT -5
My team. Oh my.
Don't even look at my team. Just pretend it isn't there, because for the first 4 weeks of the season, it hasn't been.
Also, don't look what I tried to do at QB this week. It is shameful.
JIm
|
|
|
Post by BrewCrewGuru on Oct 3, 2016 18:49:19 GMT -5
I'm only disappointed, Jim, because you should have known the Jets D was a mirage. Roethlisberger had the better game, but the KC D is a real thing so no blame there. If you're really down on your QB situation, I can trade you Derek Carr for the low price of Russell Wilson and Gronk. Who needs 2 gimps like them when you can have a real American hero like Derek freakin' Carr (currently the #3 scoring QB this fantasy season)!
Also, BOOM again!
|
|
|
Post by Pirates GM on Oct 4, 2016 16:54:29 GMT -5
That is a Kienast-level offer, Sean.
But I am 0-4, so I have no choice but to take this abuse. I can say nothing.
JIm
|
|