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Post by Pirates GM on Nov 14, 2017 20:20:52 GMT -5
As I fully expected, Joe couldn't maintain his Grapes of Wrath-length pace with his fantasy write-ups, and he not surprisingly burned out after only 3 weeks.
I have a week 10 update, and it's about the only team that matters: MY TEAM.
After an 0-4 start, the "Re-Simmers" are fucking destroying everyone and everything, owners of a league-best 6-game win streak. I have struck fear in the hearts of other GMs. Here is an excerpt from an unnamed GM a few weeks ago, prior to another one-sided victory:
"Please just take it easy on me? Okay. You will win, but can you bench a few guys to make it look close?"
"I AM GOING TO HUMILIATE YOUR TEAM, JOE, ESPECIALLY NOW THAT YOU HAD THE BALLS TO ASK ME THAT. I'M GOING TO GO OLD SCHOOL OLD TESTAMENT SODOM AND GOMORRAH ON YOUR ASS."
I fear almost no team. But many other teams fear me.
There's your Week 10 update, you soff bunch of bitches.
JIm
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Post by Cubbies on Nov 14, 2017 20:34:23 GMT -5
Jim likes to talk shit. But it's fake news. The only reason Jim beat me in our matchup a few weeks back is because Aaron Rodgers was injured in the first quarter before scoring a single point for me. Jim only won by 14 points. Rodgers can score 15+ in his sleep.
Since that time I've been streaming QBs like Dalton, Siemian, and Jake Brisket. And even with that I still control my own destiny, and until recently was the second highest scoring team in the league and had the most points scored against me.
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Post by seattlegm on Nov 14, 2017 22:57:06 GMT -5
9-1... you guys suck!
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Post by Pirates GM on Nov 15, 2017 2:55:19 GMT -5
The only reason my matchup with Joe was even close is that he scored about 40 points in garbage time, like Hillary taking a New England state after the Election was already decided.
I offered you Russell Wilson in trade; you claimed “email problems.”
Now, may God have mercy on your fantasy soul.
JIm
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2017 6:37:16 GMT -5
Truth. I don't like making excuses, but David Johnson and my not watching football, and not listening to anything football related is really showing.
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Post by Pirates GM on Dec 25, 2017 10:25:51 GMT -5
I'm pretty furious that my team picked Week 1 of the gosh damn championship to have one of its worst weeks ever.
You haven't heard the last of me, Patrick. You guy you.
JIm
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